"She’s our only child. She started college in Michigan this year. I took this photo on the day that I dropped her off at school. The morning I left, I walked into her dorm room, and saw a bundle under the covers. I said: ‘Sweetie, do you want to say bye to your dad?’ Then I saw that the bundle was shaking. I pulled back the covers, and her eyes were filled with tears. My heart was melting when I left. These days I stay at the office as long as possible, because my wife works late, and I don’t want to be at home with no one there."
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?
asperatus cloud x
IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
THIS IS TRULY THE WILDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT
Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [StikShift Trap Remix]
WHY IS THIS NOT THE ORIginal FUCKING CLUB YAAAAAASSS I AM GOING SO FUCKING HAM AT THE BUS STOP UGH MY GAAAAAADAMMIT LOOKATTHATBUTT
KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death
The fact that Ashton is 6ft tall and he looks so tiny next to Luke really gets me